Doctor Who needs to die – with no regenerations

I believe that it’s simply too late to save this TARDIS-wreck (Picture: BBC/Nwaka Okparaeke)

The news that Doctor Who would not be returning for a Christmas special was, to put it gently, not well received by dedicated viewers.

Like many fans, I unleashed a flurry of exasperated posts on social media about showrunner Russell T Davies and production company Bad Wolf’s exit, indulging in plenty of memes blaming the BBC.

Until it dawned on me: even worse fate still awaits our favourite twin-hearted alien now that the show will be auctioned off to a new company, which seems ...