Fortnum & Mason is charging £1,000 for a Thames picnic on this boat

For two hours, and a grand, you can have a picnic on the Thames (Picture: Fortnum & Mason)

In 2026, £1,000 could cover a month’s rent or, if you’re feeling particularly flush, it can secure you a luxury picnic on a boat, courtesy of Fortnum & Mason.

The premium department store has launched an extravagant new Thames experience, complete with gourmet food, Champagne and river views. It’s undeniably glamorous, but with a four-figure price tag, we’re hoping there’s something extra special in those scotch eggs.

The trip comes complete with a Bluetooth speaker and full stereo system, where guests are free to connect thei...