I slept with three men at once — I would not recommend it

I had agreed to sleeping with all three of them at once because I thought it would be fun and exciting (Picture: Getty Images)

‘ORANGES!’

I slapped a penis away from my face and sighed while sitting up in bed. This wasn’t what I thought it would be like.

I looked at the man, George*, standing on the bed, holding his member and wincing slightly, and then to the two other men, Stefan* and Adam*, towering over me and panting.

All of them had confused looks on their faces, whereas I had had enough.

‘Are you okay?’ my boyfriend Adam, one of the towering men, came to comfort me at that point, but I was done.

‘Nope, I want out of this gang bang’, I sighed standing up and walking to the bathroom.

‘Why?’ George asked, still wincing.

‘I just don’t think any of you know how to have sex with a woman,’ I callously repl...