You can call Madonna disgusting, but shooting lasers from vaginas is a revelation

Mother has indeed returned (Picture: Youtube/Planet Photos)

‘Laser vaginas.’

A text came in from a friend yesterday that lit up my phone with the most unexpected two words, followed by a link to Madonna’s 10 minute musical film, featuring the first half dozen songs from her latest album Confessions II. 

I have never clicked on YouTube so quickly in my life. 

And there it was. Vaginas. With lasers shooting out of them. 

There are around 10 people in this video, we...